SHE'S LIGHTING UP THE BAR LIKE A NEON ARCADE
AND EVERYBODY STOPS LIKE IT'S AN AMBULANCE WAKE
AND ALL THEY REALLY WANT TO KNOW IS WHO'S CALLING THE SHOTS TONIGHT?

SHE'S TALKING LIKE A JACK HAMMER, LAUGHING LIKE A FIT
SHE'S A USED UP PIN-UP WITH STAPLES IN HER WRIST
SHE'S A MAGNET TO THE GIRLS AND BOYS THAT SHE'LL LEAVE TONIGHT

OH TRAIN WRECK BABY
HOW DID I LET YOU GET SO NEAR
OH TRAIN WRECK BABY
I'LL BE HIDING OVER HERE x2

IT'S A SUICIDE MISSION BUT I THINK I'M GONNA TRY
BUT AS I'M GETTING CLOSER SHE STARTS TO YELL, SHE STARTS TO CRY
SO I SIDESTEP THE CHAOS LIKE I WAS HEADING TO THE BAR ALL THE TIME

BUT IT'S TOO LATE SHE'S GOT ME IN HER SIGHTS
SHE'S KNOWS THAT I'M A SUCKER WHO'LL LISTEN TO HER PLIGHT
ALL HER CRAZY STORIES AND HER BOYFRIEND'S ALIBI

OH TRAIN WRECK BABY
HOW DID I LET YOU GET SO NEAR
OH TRAIN WRECK BABY
I'LL BE HIDING OVER HERE x2

SHE'S WALKING IN THE BAR LIKE SHE'S FRESH FROM CONFESSION
AND EVERYBODY PARTS LIKE IT'S A FUNERAL PROCESSION
AND ALL THEY REALLY KNOW IS SHE'S CALLING THE SHOTS TONIGHT